If this had been my first Winter out here, it may have been my last. I have never seen a snowstorm so bad that my blower on the Deere couldn’t handle it. Until today. And I’m done, folks. The berms, which are taller than I am, were collapsing on me and I nearly tipped over twice. I’m the only one out here with equipment at the moment and I’m just done. I don’t live on a Zombocalypse compound for nothing. I have five months of fuel, 2 years of propane…I’ll be fine. It’s time for Plan Z.
In the words of the great poet, Gordon Ramsay: “Shut it Down!” I don’t care who y’all choose for President, I don’t care if you all give one another COVID-19. I’m done. I’ll see you in Spring or I’ll see you in Hell!
And remember, this is a joke, not a…
…don’t take it too hard 😉
Wash your hands, drive safe, don’t shovel too much snow, enjoy lemonade.
Oh my gosh I love you so much. If need be I will harness up Lexi and Shea to the sled and we will bring supplies… rofl
Hahaha! I love you too, mamacita. I’ll be fine. I’ll clear more tomorrow and my neighbors are bringing in a loader in a few days. I’m just a sour lemon over that avalanche that nearly tipped the tractor. Never seen anything like it.